Ten Quotes on Love and Marriage

We celebrated my wife's birthday today with a sumptuous dinner which she herself painstakingly prepared for the whole family. I had wanted to treat them out instead but she prevailed in the end. Compromise: that's lesson no.1 to a long and happy marriage, LOL. Why don't we explore today the many faces of LOVE and MARRIAGE while I'm at it:

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. -Amy Bloom

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LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient. -Ambrose Bierce

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MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -Ambrose Bierce

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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -Samuel Butler

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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -Victor Borge

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One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -Robert Boynton

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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -Mary Buckley

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -Anthony Burgess

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -Honore de Balzac

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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership. -Ann Landers

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Ten Quotes on Failures

I'm feeling contemplative today. That's what a setback could do to me. I was hopeful about something positive to develop this week, but the news I received this morning was otherwise. I know that such experiences are meant to teach us a lesson. We just have to be perceptive. Let's wax philosophical about FAILURES through the wise words of other great men:

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Edison

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Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it just means you haven't succeeded yet. -Robert Schuller

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Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

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Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. -F. Scott Fitzgerald

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There are defeats more triumphant than victories. -Michel de Montaigne

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You always pass failure on your way to success. -Mickey Rooney

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A failure is a man who has blundered but is not capable of cashing in on the experience. -Elbert Hubbard

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My reputation grows with every failure. -George Bernard Shaw

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The only real failure in life is the failure to try. -Sven Goran Eriksson

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Success builds character, failure reveals it. -Dave Checkett

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Ten Quotes on Birthdays

I wanted to blog about my birthday last Saturday but I hestitated. I have already restructured my main blog to just focus on finance topics. Ditto for my other blogs, which have their own niches. This looks like my only blog where I could talk about birthdays and (hopefully) get away with it, so here goes:

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. -Robert Orben

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My birthday!--what a different sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.
-Thomas Moore

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No wise man ever wished to be younger. -Jonathan Swift

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. -Mark Twain

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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. -C.E.M. Joad

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity. -Tom Stoppard

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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. -Anthony Powell

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. -Euripides

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You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it. -Henry Ford

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